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Observations from my weekend trip to Nashville for my sons graduation.

 

1. No matter when I leave for TN I always seem to catch rush hour in Nashville, this is irritating after 8 hours driving. I hate Nashville. You're doing it wrong!!!

 

2. My ex wifes husband(3rd) is a really nice guy. Hope she doesn't mess this one up. Me neither.... :2fingers: 

 

3. I drove Dads CLS550 down and back. 400hp, turbo V8, great seats that have massage and a/c, 28mpg and comfortably cruises at speeds well above posted, or so I am told. I obeyed all traffic laws. I call bullsheet

 

4. My radar detector had a constant K-band through Ohio(?) and only went off once for a laser in Kentucky. I would think this would make for rather fast driving in the triple digits through Kentucky. Not me though, I obeyed all traffic laws. What's a radar detector?????

 

5. Nashville drivers are all crazed fuktards, including my brother who scares the crap out of me. Try this on a motorcycle, my ******* is tighter nowadays...

 

6. I thought I knew pride but watching my son graduate and see him with all of his friends, well, kinda choked up a little. He is going to MTSU, has received several scholarships including one of the ones that TN has. (You tax payers rock!). I think actually most of his school will get covered. Regardless, its still a huge savings from out of pocket or loans. Congrats man!!!!! :cheers:  :cheers: 

 

7. My son also has a new girl he is "dating" and she is a knockout.  seems she is going to Florida with him and the family over memorial day. BTW, He likes Asian chicks too.  :sex:  :sex:

 

8. My daughter graduates in two years. OK, now I feel old.  :fear:  :fear:  :smirk:

 

9. I loved middle TN when I first moved there 25 years ago. I miss that TN. I hate the place now. You ain't the only one!!!!!!

 

10. I have to stop and pee far more often than I used to. Quit ordering the bladder buster at Pilot!!!!!! :coffee: 

 

11. The guy driving a rental campervan who I tailgated for several miles because he was to stupid to move over as he paced the guy in the right lane and then flipped me off, when I finally was able to get around him. Choke on Zeus' dik, puke face. :roflmao:

 

12. Antioch High School impressed me, the graduating class impressed me. Smart well behaved kids who have earned their school multiple awards. Most of them are going on to college.  :up:  :up:  :up:

 

13. I thought all fart can civics had been killed with fire years ago. Guess not. Nope they still live and even gayer than Richard Simmons butt-banging Doogie Howser...

 

See above. Should've called me when you were in town man. We woulda had dranks together..... :hyper:

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Different angle.

 

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqBt4o2J_kA

Did anyone ever turn off the "kill switch" at the rear?   NO2 doesn't burn.   Fuel does.  Kill the fuel pump(s), then fight the fire.  I cannot believe how many times a car burns at the track.....Bruce Kimmin's 69 Camaro at Memphis and a Tate's Cutlass at St Louis, both times it took a long time for responders to get things done.

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Nashville drivers are still a lot better than LA drivers.

I was only there a week, but I didn't think it was that bad. I think the area around Detroit has the biggest aholes I've ever seen.

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People's stupidity never fails to amaze me. Water company checked on some lines in my pasture. And they have the gate wide open while I have horses in there.

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People's stupidity never fails to amaze me. Water company checked on some lines in my pasture. And they have the gate wide open while I have horses in there.

I'd have given them an ear full for that!

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People's stupidity never fails to amaze me. Water company checked on some lines in my pasture. And they have the gate wide open while I have horses in there.

 

Yeah I would be quite pissed, that kind of reckless disregard for someone else's property is ridiculous.

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