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About ts1979flh

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  • Birthday 10/02/1969

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  1. Little Miss Raceall

    Congratulations!!
  2. Happy Birthday To...

    I didn't break out the grill Monday night. My son had a football game so we had "ballgame food". LOL. I have a buddy with a birthday in a couple weeks. We are planning on a oyster shucking (raw), oyster grilling, shrimp boil and beer drinking gathering.
  3. Happy Birthday To...

    Thank you John!!
  4. Turbo LS Jet Boat

    Somebody let he hold a dolla!! jet boat
  5. Canadian Border News

    News Update from Canada The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential win is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and live according to the Constitution. Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?” In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies. "A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing about Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy. In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ‘50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading apps to their cell phones. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?
  6. Happy Bday to...

    Thanks bud. I appreciate it. Sorry for the late reply. I just saw this.
  7. Smokers

    Did a few chunks of deer tenderloin.
  8. College Football TV Schedule

    This shows who is playing, what time, and what channel the game is on. College Football TV Schedule
  9. Smokers

    That's a hoss right there!!
  10. Ceramic Grills

    That's what I do with my Primo. My buddy does that as well on his Acorn. John, you should be able to do that as well. Be careful if you open both vents wide open to let it the charcoal burn out, it can get to a million degrees so to speak and might burn up your gasket.
  11. Ceramic Grills

    I am jealous. I've been wanting to get one for a while. What kind of circulator do you have? What do you use for a tub to hold the water?
  12. Ceramic Grills

    I've got a buddy who has one of the Acorns. He really likes it. I've cooked on his a couple of times and it did really well. I think for longevity, you need to keep a cover on it or keep it under a porch or something. I think you made a good move.
  13. Facebook Bucket List

    Fired a Gun x Been Married x Fell in love x Gone on a blind date x Skipped school x Watched someone give birth x Watched someone die x Been to Canada x Been to Hawaii Been to Europe Been to Las Vegas Been to Washington D.C x Been to Nashville x Visited Florida x Visited Mexico x Seen the Grand Canyon in person x Flown in a HELICOPTER x Been on a cruise Served on a jury x Been in a movie Been to Los Angeles x Been to New York City Played in a band Sang karaoke Made prank phone calls x Laughed so much you cried x Caught a snowflake on your tongue x Had children x Had a pet x Been sledding on big hill x Been downhill skiing Been water skiing x Rode on a motorcycle x Jumped out of a plane Been to a drive-in movie x Rode an elephant Been on TV x Been in newspaper x Stayed in Hospital x Donated blood x Gotten a piercing x Gotten a tattoo x Driven a stick shift vehicle x Driven over 100 mph x Been scuba diving Lived on your own x Rode in the back of police car Got a speeding ticket x
  14. Random thought thread

    I went riding old school style yesterday evening.
  15. Replacement Headlights

    Thanks man. I just ordered a set from them. Total was $91, including shipping.