Was hanging out with John C, Mike, and Disney. We had all our Harleys out, shined up and ready to hit the road when this lady in her 60s or 70s pulls up.. She was decked out in leather, bleached hair and all and she hollers out "hey, I wanna join your bike gang." Well, we all look at each other and John C hollers back "do you ride a harley?" she replies "Hell yea! I'm riding it now".. Well then Mike asks if she has any tats, and she replies "Hell yea!!" and bends over to show off her tramp stamp.. Well then Disney asks her "have you ever been picked up by the fuzz" and she replies "Hell no!! But I've been spun around by my nipples!!"